Blog? What?

I was told that blogs can be used as a means to share my thoughts but I have no thoughts to share at the moment because my mind is preoccupied with cleaning. In particular, cleaning the sheets of my bed after Rodent strategically positioned a moist turd on it.

Don’t get me wrong, Rodent is a good cat whose generous gestures are highly appreciated but I struggle to gratefully accept her little sculptures because I’m not an admirer of her creative genius. You might say that we have our artistic differences. In fact, I have made suggestions in the past that she offer gifts which aren’t so DIY but she feels otherwise.

Seeing so much creative passion in someone is something I’d never discourage so instead of refusing her gifts, I secretly toss them in the bin when she isn’t looking. Oh, how her heart would break into tiny chunks of meat if she knew that I do such awful things.

Some time ago, she inquired as to where I all her sculptures were. I told her that I put them aside for safekeeping in a place where only my treasured items are kept. She was very pleased to hear this. What troubles me is that she believes me. She believed my every lie because she trusts me. Wow. When did I turn into such a deceitful monster?

A deceitful monster. Coolness.